Tom's Trivia - Limericks


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Here is a small sampling of winning limericks from the limerick contest. All participants are given the first two lines of a limerick (in bold face below), and then each team must complete it. The team with the best limerick wins a round of shots from the bar.

When the Republicans gathered in NYC
We knew who the nominee would be

One Bush and one Dick
No brains and two pricks,
Poster boys for the GOP

On the day of the Democratic Convention
The party was looking for ascension

To loosen up Kerry
Edwards cock he did bury,
To cure him of anal retention

These terror warning, are they all fake?
Tom Ridge, Homeland Security, they’re all flakes!

They stir up the drama
But where is Osama?
Find that bastard for chrissakes!

While they may not have gotten the gold
The Iraqi soccer team sure was bold

Imagine the bummer
At the end of the summer
To find all their oil's been sold